Game-A-Week Episode 2.5....

Since I had an extra day left in the week, I decided to squeeze in one more game.

This week I played.....

Bubble Witch 3 Saga

Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

This game is trash.

Itcame pre-installed on my computer when I upgraded to Windows 10 along with others like Minecraft and Age of Empires

It is literally a phone game ported to PC.

No, I'm not joking. I'm not just saying "It's so bad, it's a phone game". No, it is a literal phone game.

I mean just..

Look at this and tell me this isn't a phone game. The game doesn't even fit in the screen, its optimized for smartphone screens.

This is a game I play time to time when my internet is giving me trouble and I need to kill time while waiting for a webpage to load.

Would not play it under any other circumstances.

Like, if I had to choose between playing this and literally anything else, I would not choose this.

It is a time killer, nothing more. But just like any other brain stimulating, color exploding mobile games, it is designed to addict. So I guess it has that going for it even if it is ultimately a negative.

You know.

Like Candy Crush

Which, actually, I think is was also installed on my computer when I upgraded to Windows 10

Also, I keep calling it Bubble Witch Saga 3 in my head like any normal person would. But no, the game shows up in my program list as "Bubble Witch 3 Saga" That's the actual name.

I give Bubble Witch 3 Saga a 3/10. It's does its unintended job of killing time when my internet connection is giving me shit but I would never actually play it of my own free will. It is a time killer. Nothing more, possibly less.

Well, at least the main character is slightly kind of minorly cute.